I possess a morbid fear of blank textboxes and an as-yet-unexplainable love of paperclips.

I also once won a little competition called The Bubble, run by some people calling themselves General Pants Co.

Presently, I study Design at uni (CoFA), work at a screenprinters, exhibit every now and then at arts markets and galleries and try to squeeze my life/alcoholic tendencies in wherever they will fit.

I also have a fondness for pool, hampered by my uselessness wherever billiard-table skills are concerned.

Shame, really.

Failing my dream life as a professional pool-shark, I have decided to come here and live out the rest of my days in self-loathing shame.